Well at least someone did! This week we have to talk about Kevin …… again. Mr Kevin Rooney is not on debut at Kicheche and returned for his full game last week. His safari to labour the football (soccer) analogy, was like a five-all extra time derby all rolled into one.
He had pure pornhography virtually in the first minute as Sankuet lost her marker and grabbed a young piglet just outside the D of his vehicle before taking the leathery prize up into the woodwork.
The following day the fleet footed winger Sila fed her team after a scorching run and then Sankuet (again) could not escape her marker and mated.
The next morning Kevin couldn’t even get into the game as a perfectly lined up wall of opposition were his pre-match reception right outside of camp.
Man of the match / MVP was clearly Johnson who scored all over the pitch, this wasn’t a time to pulisicy (sorry).