
Thank you State Department for being infected with the ‘sensible’ variant and encouraging further travel to Kenya. No amendments, no nonsense, just a simple constitution: you have been vaccinated twice, you can travel. Oh and by the way the US has classified Kenya’s status level as ‘safer’ than the UK and Europe too…

You have been biden your time and the moment is timely. The Kicheche choir is currently working on an acapella version of the Spangled Banner for every American guest to be serenaded with on arrival (probably). The conservancy’s faunal house of representatives are equally joyful. Let’s hope this variant will infect the rest of the world …. except of course, the Swiss, who are already there.
God bless you America, from team Kicheche.